Those men who give a 'massage'

To THOSE men who pretend to give a damn by giving me a 'massage'. - If you squeeze my shoulders for 2 seconds, rub your hand up 'n down my neck for 1 sec., and then proceed to rub my ass as you try to remove your ugly ass white briefs to move in for sex.........you can expect the same attention to detail during sex. - I will squeeze your balls for 2 seconds, manipulate your shaft for one second, smack you on the ass, and ask you, "Wasn't that nice?", then I will promptly roll over and go to sleep.